Fart where?

I know how much everyone loves funny Carter stories, and this happened on our way here this morning. He was in the back seat telling me all kinds of stuff. He was trying to show me that he could fart on his armpit. He said Ashley ( his cousin) showed him how. He asked me if I could do it and I told him no. But I told him that his daddy probably could. He started laughing hysterically and told me that his daddy couldn't do that because he farted from his bottom. Anyway, I thought this story would lighten the mood of the medical bloggings.